Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

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Sir Winston Churchill, Radio speech, 1941

Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt... We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire. Neither the sudden shock of battle nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the tools and we will finish the job.

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Sophocles

Men of perverse opinion do not know the excellence of what is in their hands, till some one dash it from them.

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Pindar

Sweet is war to those who know it not.

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Cyrano Savinien de Bergerac

I may climb perhaps to no great heights, but I will climb alone.

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Adel Bestavros

Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is Faith.

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Kahlil Gibran

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit.

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Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.

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Wernher Magnus Maximilian von Braun

I believe in an immortal soul. Science has proved that nothing disintegrates into nothingness. Life and soul, therefore, cannot disintegrate into nothingness, and so are immortal.

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George Bernard Shaw

We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists.

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MacKenzie King

Government, is the last analysis, is organized opinion. Where there is little or no public opinion, there is likely to be bad government.

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